So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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