So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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