So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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