you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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