Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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