I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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