Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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