girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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