Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Drake has all the answers
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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