David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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