what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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