On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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