Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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