i need an iv and a liver transplant
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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