he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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