She's JV to your varsity
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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