Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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