I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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