We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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