Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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