dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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