Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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