All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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