he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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