Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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