Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Randomize
