RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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