if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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