she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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