I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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