dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
