Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
wanna go halves on a baby?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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