just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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