So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You may now shotgun with the bride
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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