plz talk dirty to me
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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