doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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