You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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