i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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