no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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