I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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