Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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