How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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