So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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