Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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