can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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