Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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