you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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