Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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