me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
