She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Someone signed my nipple.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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