he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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