quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I checked into jail on foursquare
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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