Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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