the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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