Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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