Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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