Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Got a toothbrush?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just cut my nipple shaving
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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