Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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