my room smells like sperm. sweet.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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