Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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